when someone adds something really stupid on a text post and the whole website starts to gang up on them, am I the only one that goes to check if they were man enough to keep their url

the-bohemian-maiden:

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ever.

farewell-kingdom:

JJK Airbrush - “I ripped some paper and drew some rocks on it. Now try to see this as a flat surface. And trust me…it is as flat as it can be” (via)

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

(Source: iraffiruse)

kushdrinker:

my search was successful 

(Source: djisbak)

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

ebuddies:

if u grab my sides to tickle me ill punch u in the face

(Source: laughcentre)

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

so today I got a challenge from a friend of mine
stephen colbert

he was all like “I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU”

so im like gosh!

can I??

so i mustered all of my strength

AND I AMERICA’D!!!! I HEEEAR THE SOUND OF FREEEEDOOOM

but wait

stephen wasn’t satisfied

he was all like

again???

you want me to america again?

so i said golly i’m all freedom’d out but i can try

but something went terribly wrong

I accidentally England

Macklemore

lenche-lubenche:

Raps about how drugs will kill you

Raps about how it’s okay to not have expensive clothes and shop at thrift shops

Raps about how it’s awful what homosexuals have to go thru,and how we should legalize gay marriage

Raps about how everything is expensive and how kids shouldn’t be so obsessed about what they wear.

MACKLEMORE EVERYBODY

Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

gullcanyouexprainwatufeer:

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

If you cannot reblog this at all, then I feel sorry for you.

(Source: whatfaggot)